A succulent blend of rich all natural extracts delicately combined to ensnare your senses. We've combined the playful scent of baby drool combined with pure mucus, the romantic scent of toddler urine, the tangy scent of infant spit-up, and the sweet scent of poop to give you a most alluring perfume. The Mom Perfume. Take chances. Live on the edge.
Warning: Not for the faint of heart
*No animal testing. Unless you count stuffed animals.
I know, I know. Gross. Well, if you think it's gross . . . then don't come to my house . . . cause Parfum de Mere is our most used perfume. Between a snotty congested baby who is teething, and potty training a 2 year old . . . we have a whole lotta "rich all natural" goin' on.
And, um, HOW does this make me Notta Mom Blob you ask . . . let me think about that . . . okay, here ya go. I had to use some pretty genius creativity today to keep my 2 year old's interest for 5 hours straight of "focused" potty training. From talking stuffed animals, to made up on the spot potty songs, to making dolly panties out of old socks . . . I feel like a Mommy Einstein today. Boo ya.
You are my HERO, please come potty train my child! We did not last 2 hours!
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You're a genius! Believe it or not, I would like some of that perfume. How much does it cost? (That's a loaded question!)
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